Surreality1

Man 61 years old Australia, Rye

36 subscribers· 17,801 profile hits· 346,646 video views· active 8 days ago

Hi there...I'm Poofmaster from Victoria, Australia...here is a few select videos I made for all those who missed out on the hilarity of 2016-18...enjoy! It all started in 2015, when I was heard playing a police scanner on the corner of a street. Someone then hacked into my phone which had home made porn I'd recently made, photos & videos. To cut a long story short, because my videos showed someone with quite a small erection masturbating on video, they had to show this at parties in the area & the area parties just broke down in hysterics. Anyway, I continued to make porn every month...Anyway there was 3 summers of fun for all, the 2015-16, 2016-17 & 2017-18, with particular mention to the 1st release of the bubble cock photos on Jan. 3, 2018, when the entire neighbourhood broke down in hysterics at a photo with a cock in it so small, no one could believe it. I'd now fortified myself as the neighbourhood porn star with the young people of the suburb all knowing the pornography's being produced in their suburb by a guy with the tinyest little cock you'd ever seen. But I wasn't finished yet...by the way, every video & photo on this profile is of my cock & mine only; there's no one else's porn on this profile. The photos in the albums are all real without any Photoshop, A.I. or any filtering software; they're exactly as photographed. As far as the videos are concerned, there was no forethought that went into them so there was no way of knowing how they'd turn out. It was just me with a mobile phone camera. The reality was that it was all in the name of humour rather than sexual gratification. But if any of them turn you on, I'm happy for you! By the way, I didn't give myself the name Poofmaster; it was given to me by unknown individuals in the neighbourhood involved in hacking my devices, as all my media featured cock & nothing else. So the name stuck. I'm no master of poofs, that's for sure! A little bisexual...

Basic info

Gender: Man
Age: 61 years old
Country: Australia
Region: Victoria
City: Rye
Languages: English
Profile hits: 17,801
Subscribers: 36
Total video views: 346,646
Signed up: July 24, 2020 (2,188 days ago)
Last activity: 8 days ago

Personal information

Seeking: Woman
Relationship: Single
Kids: Yes and we do not live together
Religion: Christian
Smoking: Occasionally
Drinking: Occasionally
Webcam: No

Physical information

Ethnicity: White
Body: Average
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 87 kg
Hair length: Short
Hair color: Brown
Eyes color: Blue

About me

Hi there...I'm Poofmaster from Victoria, Australia...here is a few select videos I made for all those who missed out on the hilarity of 2016-18...enjoy! It all started in 2015, when I was heard playing a police scanner on the corner of a street. Someone then hacked into my phone which had home made porn I'd recently made, photos & videos. To cut a long story short, because my videos showed someone with quite a small erection masturbating on video, they had to show this at parties in the area & the area parties just broke down in hysterics. Anyway, I continued to make porn every month...Anyway there was 3 summers of fun for all, the 2015-16, 2016-17 & 2017-18, with particular mention to the 1st release of the bubble cock photos on Jan. 3, 2018, when the entire neighbourhood broke down in hysterics at a photo with a cock in it so small, no one could believe it. I'd now fortified myself as the neighbourhood porn star with the young people of the suburb all knowing the pornography's being produced in their suburb by a guy with the tinyest little cock you'd ever seen. But I wasn't finished yet...by the way, every video & photo on this profile is of my cock & mine only; there's no one else's porn on this profile. The photos in the albums are all real without any Photoshop, A.I. or any filtering software; they're exactly as photographed. As far as the videos are concerned, there was no forethought that went into them so there was no way of knowing how they'd turn out. It was just me with a mobile phone camera. The reality was that it was all in the name of humour rather than sexual gratification. But if any of them turn you on, I'm happy for you! By the way, I didn't give myself the name Poofmaster; it was given to me by unknown individuals in the neighbourhood involved in hacking my devices, as all my media featured cock & nothing else. So the name stuck. I'm no master of poofs, that's for sure! A little bisexual...